shake that eye's hand

I’d break your name before I’d say

I was suppose to wake up at nine. I do not know what happened.

• Old Asian ladies
• Old Mexican men

I have my slight suspicions that they are trying to figure out my ethnicity. Racial ambiguity is fun.
That, or they are all checking me out.

Why the calorie intake is printed in large font on the can of Coca Cola is beyond me. If you are counting calories you probably should not be drinking Coca Cola. You probably should not be drinking Coca Cola generally. Stop it, just stop it.

On a hypocritical and related note, I am drinking this fine mocha -which I assure you is full of shit, sugar, caffeine, and other goodies, and I am feeling quite chatty.

UNLV sends me emails using jargon I cannot even comprehend, telling me to do things I do not even know how to begin. I will do it tomorrow.

I ate too much yogurt.